1 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:08,440 Hey, you! 2 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:11,520 I'm on to you. I know all about you. 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,420 I'm sick to death with people talking about me behind my back. 4 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,760 I'm going to write to the Home Secretary about this. 5 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,380 Lock up! Lock up! 6 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,100 He feels going down all the time. Every day. 7 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:26,620 Every night. 8 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,560 What's the facts with you? 9 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,600 Put that bastard on the wing and I'll kill him. 10 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,840 Put it down! 11 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,380 Now! 12 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:44,380 I ought to prove a drugs. Uh, are you going to play Tarzan or not? 13 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:46,860 You'll see it. 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,860 I won't let you out of here. 15 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,120 No, 16 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,840 no, no. Give me a chance. Give me a chance. 17 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,600 I've been brought down here. You stated you were in possession of Semtex. Yes. 18 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,280 I'm going to put a lot of you to smithereens. Now, piss off. 19 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:19,400 Eugene Buffy has got Semtex. And he should not be in the block. He should be 20 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400 the FSU. 21 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,240 It's the big boys, then, am I? 22 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,020 It's fine, Semtex, then. 23 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,300 They've all got the ammo. The machine guns. 24 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,318 It's fine, then. 25 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:31,380 Eugene Buffy reclassified prisoner from Seawing for admittance. Why, Buffy, move 26 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:35,040 it. The president of Samoa's got an Uzi up his jump back. You're going to 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,060 reclassify him, sir? 28 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:41,500 I've written to Lord Longford, you know, and Judge Tumor, the Home Office, and 29 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,520 the prison services. 30 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,520 I've written to everyone. 31 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,180 I've written to Home Secretary, you know. We're being discussed right now in 32 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,180 corridors of power. 33 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,780 I take it easy, God. 34 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,490 Take it, you ate my arm, man. 35 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,290 Stand there, Buffy. 36 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:01,690 Eugene, Buffy, transfer him to the wing. 37 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:02,848 The metal detector? 38 00:02:02,850 --> 00:02:04,710 Only I've got, like, a metal plate in the edge, you know. 39 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,250 Buffy, cell four. 40 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:18,430 Get stripped. Stand by your bunk. 41 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:26,490 I'd rather prick with the femtech. 42 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:28,810 Just get on with your business, Mickey. 43 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:32,030 Oh, well, I'd better keep out of my face. 44 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:46,350 Hey, as we've not had any rehearsals for some time, I think it would be best 45 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:49,570 for all... Excuse me! Listen up, settle down. 46 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:54,470 I think it would be best for all concerned if we had a bit of a... 47 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:01,360 And Mr Richard Hannam of the local Amateur Operatic Society join us. 48 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,600 When are we getting the women? 49 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,380 Yes, thank you. 50 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,120 Miss Purvis has kindly agreed to continue playing the piano for us, and 51 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:16,300 be assisted by Miss Samuel. So, when everyone's ready, now remember, 52 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:20,380 there's an intro, so don't come in until Wilfred puts his hand up. 53 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,780 That's yours, Terry. 54 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,580 Look proper this time. 55 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,540 And you drop it. 56 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:41,720 A wandering minstrel I A thing of shreds and patches Of ballad songs 57 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:48,500 and snatches And dreamy lullaby My catalogue is long To every 58 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:53,580 passion raging I tell you, Mavis, this musical could be a... 59 00:03:55,779 --> 00:03:57,740 Governor? Yes? It's the ladies from the Operating Society. 60 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:58,978 Ah, hello. 61 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:02,020 I'm Helen Hewitt, I'm the Governor. Hello, I'm Carol Baker, and this is Nell 62 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,020 Sharp. Hello. 63 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,220 Mrs Ellison and Mr Hallam are already here, they're in my office, so if you'd 64 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:08,180 like to go through, I'll take you into the chapel in a moment. 65 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,339 Officer Brent. 66 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,340 This way, please, ladies. 67 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 Thank you. 68 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,180 Oh, God, it's been a long time. 69 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,640 I didn't think they'd be quite so, um... Attractive? Well... 70 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,680 There'll be some pushing and shoving in the chorus to get close to, well, at 71 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,680 least to the blonde. 72 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,720 Do you need me before I get back to Pavarotti? 73 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,200 Yes. 74 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:39,720 I know Eugene Buffett's reclassified, but I don't think he's going to fit in 75 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,060 with the heavy mob in the SSU. 76 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:45,860 I cannot take lightly any inmate threatening to use or have in his 77 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:46,860 explosives. 78 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,740 want to tell me stays between you and me? 79 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,660 There's nothing, William, me. 80 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,340 Did you miss your pal, Eugene Buffy? 81 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,020 No, I don't. 82 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,020 So what are you trying to say? 83 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,860 I'm not a nunce. 84 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,640 Well, I'm not okay. 85 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,060 I want to go back to my cell now. 86 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,780 Brian, what are you getting so het up about, man? 87 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,060 I'm not a nunce. 88 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,400 I've got three more years. 89 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:31,280 and I don't want nobody calling me a f***ing nonce. On a tree by a river, a 90 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,860 little pond... What's your language? 91 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:40,220 If we can't hear what you're saying, and that goes for everyone... What we want 92 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:41,240 is enunciation. 93 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:44,500 Right, Miss Purvis? Absolutely, Jumbo. 94 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,120 Clear and sharp. 95 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,360 Is it willow? Is it willow? 96 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,580 Is it willow? 97 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:10,920 I'd like to introduce Mrs. Ellison, Mr. Hallam, Ms. Baker, I'm sorry, Carol. 98 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:17,240 Gentlemen, and Meryl. 99 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:22,880 As from now, as from now, they will be leading the rehearsal. 100 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,780 No, thanks. Well, I am getting tickets for the front row to the purport. There 101 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:32,300 needs a bit of a laugh around here. They want tickets for the show, the good 102 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:37,080 news. The bad news is they want... Thank you. They want a detailed report on the 103 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,620 tape recording made by Eugene Buffy and Brian Samora. 104 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:42,520 I'll put the Jason Harley for fine and proper report. 105 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:45,580 Excuse me, ma 'am. You see what's going on in the exercise yard? 106 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:48,640 I can get all the young lads from Freewind working out. 107 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,270 How is he doing now? 108 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:53,950 Darling, yeah, he's signed up for every single education program. Guitar 109 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,830 classes, fitness, computers. 110 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:57,430 You're telling about me again, are you? 111 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:01,910 No, we're just discussing Tarzan. He's very intelligent, you know. Thank you. 112 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:05,470 He's got the hang of the word processors and he's writing very good short 113 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:08,710 stories. He's through to the last round of the Kirsten writing competition. 114 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,350 Tarzan? Are you pulling my leg? 115 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,450 Excellent. My family hasn't succeeded. 116 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:17,450 Okay, I'm back to the grind. Is this the, um, Mercado festival? Yeah. 117 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,900 Ran for more and made it up on the graphics programme. 118 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,360 But then you wonder why in Mercado. 119 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,539 The opposite? 120 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,540 Yeah, that. 121 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:31,580 Samora says there's nothing wrong with him. Well, not medically. 122 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,380 He's just not been in class, has he? 123 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,360 Yeah, well, I'll have another look at him, but if something is bothering him, 124 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,360 doesn't want to talk about it. 125 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,220 Plus, one of the psychologists could have a word. 126 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 How are we? 127 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,410 No, 128 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:07,910 no, no, no. What we've been through is three times. 129 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:11,670 Can you... It's still sounding throttled. 130 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,810 Look, just open your throat and let the sound come out, eh? 131 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,260 Look, come over here and open your arms wide. Splinter. 132 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:25,520 That's it, that's it. A wandering 133 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:32,340 minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches, of ballad songs and snatches, 134 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,340 dreams... 135 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Tight shot. 136 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,560 You want it so pouty, don't you? Yeah. 137 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:30,600 You're in it now, sunshine, and I'll be watching you. Every move you make, every 138 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,880 breath you take, I'll be watching you. 139 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,320 Who can't you see? 140 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:41,860 Get the shooter out of the soap powder, you stupid git. 141 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,820 Before I found him. 142 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:52,420 If you've been sent in here to blab, I'll cut your fucking tongue out of your 143 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,420 khaki flaccid face. 144 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,760 Okay. 145 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,140 You go to the same text. 146 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,120 What? You find the same text. 147 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,840 I don't know what you're talking about, man. It's just a joke. 148 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:03,760 If you want to sleep and wake up, you don't see or hear nothing. 149 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,299 Okay. All right? 150 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,300 Okay. 151 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,240 Miss Purvis, you missed as well as him. 152 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,200 Oh, two minutes, maybe. 153 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,839 And, um... 154 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,040 Could you make me a salad for lunch? 155 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,820 I've got on pounds with your sandwiches. 156 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,360 OK. Have you been to a doctor? 157 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:29,140 No, no, I'm fine. It just comes and goes. I'm really addicted to this stuff. 158 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,340 All the time, or just in the mornings? 159 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,740 It's just you said you've been putting on weight, and, well, you couldn't be, 160 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,800 you know, could you? Morning sickness, did he? 161 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,700 Couldn't be what, Mavis? 162 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:45,740 Pregnant. 163 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,110 Do you honestly think I wouldn't know? 164 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:50,770 Besides, I've had a period every month. 165 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:56,410 Well, then you should see your doctor. This has been going on for a week. 166 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:05,510 Thank you for seeing me. 167 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:09,950 Is it about the rehearsal? 168 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,710 No, it isn't. 169 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,010 About a prisoner. 170 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,510 Wilfred Samuels. 171 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:20,010 I don't know his number. 172 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,270 I know Mr Samuels. 173 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:24,190 We want to get married. 174 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:29,410 I couldn't believe it. Just like that, she says, we want to get married. Do 175 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,230 What? 176 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,730 Want to get married. 177 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,610 Oh, my God, you're on the Range Rover back. 178 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,330 Can you stop joking just for a minute? I'm serious. 179 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,410 Do I want to get married? 180 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:47,189 To you? 181 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,030 Well, not exactly a charring cross, Helen. 182 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:56,490 Well, maybe I expected to be asked in a more romantic location. 183 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:59,430 My bedroom, our bedroom, we are living together. 184 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,030 You use my car more than I do. 185 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,170 See? You do want the ringer over my back. 186 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,510 You don't want to marry me. 187 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:08,330 No. 188 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:15,550 No, I love you, I really do, but... Well, why can't we just keep things the 189 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:16,169 they are? 190 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,450 Or when I go one step further? 191 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:22,630 Because I can't. 192 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:24,990 Not right now. 193 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,050 Okay. 194 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:31,970 Want to recall? 195 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,990 I get these flabby, unhealthy bastards fit. 196 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,970 Keep moving! Look, you exercise, you do it in the yard. Get in your cell now! 197 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:41,890 Are you stopping me? Yes, I am stopping you. 198 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,990 I'm up for the Coins of the Writers Award. That's got nothing to do with me. 199 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:48,430 What you do on this wing has got to do with me. And right now, you're going up. 200 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,030 Everybody's nose is charging round. 201 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,250 It's exercise! 202 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:54,030 Then exercise in the yard and not an association. 203 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:55,930 Now get back to your cell. 204 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,750 Get back to your cell, Tarzan. Any more of this and you're going to want to 205 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750 report. 206 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,450 Don't you ever threaten me. 207 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,450 Bastards. 208 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,830 Smith, I told you, you're still there! 209 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,450 Hey, Brian, should any of these girls sing? 210 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:29,890 Never mind them. 211 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,600 Cos I'm doing a duet with one of them, and cos I'm playing a woman, I can get 212 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,600 hands on her. What do you think? 213 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,160 Tits willow, tits willow, tits willow. 214 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,420 Get out! 215 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,220 Eric, would you get out! 216 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:42,860 Eric! 217 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,020 What's the matter with you, Brian? 218 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,840 I know. 219 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,180 Missing your bosom buddy, are you? 220 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,160 Eugene, I hope he thinks he's a big shot cos he's in the SSU. 221 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,700 Oh, shit! 222 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,740 You all right, son? 223 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,020 Yes, Mr Jackson. 224 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,320 Not like you to stay in your cell like this. 225 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600 I'm all confused, 226 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,620 Mr Jackson. 227 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,800 I've lost my confidence. 228 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,380 Why? Has somebody been messing with you? 229 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 All right, Brian. 230 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,280 No. 231 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,220 No one's been messing with me. 232 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,440 If they did, I'd beat them up. 233 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:27,540 Look, Brian. 234 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,440 If you need to talk to anyone, You used to have to say the word. 235 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,640 Why don't you want to go down to education today? 236 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,700 Is it Tarzan? 237 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,420 When's Eugene coming back on the wing? 238 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,880 I don't know, son. 239 00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:29,470 It was 240 00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:43,850 my 241 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,350 decision to put Tarzan back on the wing. 242 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,200 And he's showing great improvement. 243 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,780 In fact, today I was told he'd got through to the final of the Kessler 244 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:52,840 Committee. Oh. 245 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,740 Is this his wing? 246 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,580 B and C wing, yes. They're exposed together. 247 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,960 I'd like to congratulate him. 248 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Morning. 249 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,740 Morning. Morning. Can you call Tarzan over? Do you know how many tickets 250 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:10,740 going to be for the show? 251 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,760 Tarzan! Morning. 252 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880 Tarzan! 253 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,990 Mr. Tarzan, I'm the area manager of Barfield. 254 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:35,930 I'm telling you, he picked them up and threw them. I mean, not like that. Like 255 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,930 that! 256 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:38,730 Hi, Eugene. 257 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,170 You don't fancy some fresh air, Eugene? 258 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,110 I want to make a phone call. Sorry, pal. 259 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,330 Not from here, you can't. 260 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:49,030 I want to see the governor. You know the rules. Put it on a request form. I hope 261 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,330 you do know the rules, Eugene. 262 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:55,650 Vernon. What about you, Teddy? You're not exercising tonight. 263 00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,270 You know, 264 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,050 if I write a note down, you see it gets delivered. 265 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:04,829 Depends, Eugene. 266 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,430 It's just too late to mine on Seawing. 267 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:07,690 Brian Samore. 268 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,610 I don't want to stay here. 269 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,950 Come on into the yard, Eugene. 270 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,130 I'm playing handball. 271 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:14,390 I don't want to play handball. 272 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:21,880 Don't you want to eat lunch, Brian? 273 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,020 Trolley's on the way. 274 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520 I'm not hungry. 275 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,240 Look, if it makes you feel any better, we'll move in Tarzan now. 276 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,680 I've got to speak to Eugene. 277 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,090 Give me a note. 278 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,190 I'll see you then. 279 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,030 Okay. 280 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:01,470 Mr. Jackson, hurry it up, will you? I want you down here. 281 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:08,350 Get your nose 282 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,630 out. 283 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:11,570 It's only you. 284 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:12,990 Good luck, Mr. Jackson. 285 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,490 You know that Keith Smith's due in court tomorrow. Van will be at reception 286 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,310 early. Got a long way to travel. Now. 287 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:22,550 We need to clear Tarzan's possession to get him to sign for them. You've quite a 288 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,350 lot of gear. We're fully short to stay with us. 289 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,250 Right. He's probably nipped off, isn't he? 290 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:27,470 No. 291 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,050 Actually, 292 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,450 he's not got a lot for 27 years, has he? 293 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:35,769 Here, old boss. 294 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:36,770 Read some of that. 295 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:37,970 Good stuff. 296 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,090 Library. 297 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,350 Library. See? 298 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,230 Filtered off this from Arthur Nick's libraries. 299 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,680 Not a second. 300 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,260 Eugene Buffy. 301 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,960 That's got a music tape. 302 00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,740 That little bastard said they'd got it stashed in a safe place. 303 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,260 Rope finished. 304 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,840 We've got the poles ready and we're all set. One call and we'll get transport 305 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,759 standing by. 306 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,780 Saddy, isn't it? Be with a wife for the weekend. 307 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:16,860 Watch this prick. 308 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,440 I think he's here to inform on us. 309 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,220 Lunch is up, lads. 310 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,600 That's okay, Vernon. 311 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,320 I'm having steak today. 312 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,400 You hungry, Eugene? 313 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440 What do you fancy? 314 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,340 A slab of fillet? 315 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,280 Or a piece of chicken breast? 316 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:40,620 Eugene. 317 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,880 Are you all right? 318 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,120 Hey, Smitty, I'm talking to you, Smitty. 319 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,020 Shut it, wanker. 320 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,360 You're not talking and keep walking in your cell. Good night, Ryan. 321 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,060 Get off the show now. 322 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,440 First night. Nerves. Big day tomorrow. Are you coming to the show, Mr. Brown? 323 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,220 course I am, yeah. Hey, Mr. Jackson! 324 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,100 If Buffy's not coming back on the link, then I won't get with Brian. 325 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,480 Jack Vincent's a terrible, stinking thing. 326 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,440 All 327 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:42,580 right, 328 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:46,940 Cap 1. 329 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,660 You are going to the showers tomorrow. 330 00:22:03,719 --> 00:22:10,680 Well, the word 331 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,300 is, him and his cellmate recorded this off again, asking them to beat up some 332 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,840 con who'd been giving them a hard time. 333 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:22,580 It looks like Officer Hulley is going to trial, and if he gets sent down, can't 334 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,580 help him. 335 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,000 Bass, who wants some chicken? 336 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:27,850 Cooked up too much? No, thanks. 337 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:29,450 Got me sandwiches. 338 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:30,649 You sure? 339 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,650 Money go away. 340 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,310 No take -out? 341 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,230 Hey. Hey. 342 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:45,890 I don't want any. 343 00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:53,510 Yes, we'll be right. 344 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,240 Take in the shower. 345 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,880 Mind that chicken bone, Eugene. A lot of people choke to death on a chicken 346 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,020 bone. Mickey! 347 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:06,300 Are you still in the showers? Come on. 348 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,380 We've got him out, Mickey. It's getting too close for cock -ups. 349 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,040 What are we going to do? 350 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:18,060 We're going to deal with it. 351 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,880 We've got two days. 352 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,040 I'm off. 353 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,920 Don't forget your appointment with the doctor tomorrow at four. 354 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:32,460 What? I thought it'd be okay if you'd be going home to change for the show. 355 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,700 Oh, yeah. 356 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:39,860 Mavis, could you organise some flowers for Miss Purvis and the operatic ladies? 357 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,860 Will do. See you tomorrow. 358 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,120 Yep. Night. 359 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:53,100 Too young to 360 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,100 die. 361 00:23:54,890 --> 00:24:00,830 Through all to tell I couldn't help you, 362 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:04,270 couldn't help me, my friend. 363 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:11,350 But without you, my friend, I'm terrified. 364 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:18,530 You okay, Eugene? 365 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,190 Look, I think it's good. 366 00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:25,090 It's a Brian Samora. 367 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,210 On C -Wing. I can't remember his number. 368 00:24:31,690 --> 00:24:32,690 All right. 369 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,950 Well, this is against regulations, you know. 370 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:36,170 I know. 371 00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:37,990 But I'm not one of these bastards. 372 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,930 I'm a real cat, eh? 373 00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:44,330 I lied about the Semtex. I lied. It was a joke. 374 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:47,730 Good night, Eugene. 375 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,250 Good night. 376 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,800 It's been stood in front of that mirror for ten minutes. He's still doing his 377 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,400 hair. Getting all ponced up for the dress wear that's on. Hey, you'll be 378 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400 bit of real cream in an hour. 379 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,120 Percent will be sent to you, Mr Jackson. 380 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,860 Like Old Spice, do you? Yeah. 381 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,520 Three, four, six, where's Brian? Hey. 382 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,860 Good night, Mr Jackson. 383 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:14,200 Come on, Brian. 384 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,060 Thanks. 385 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:20,520 I think it's going to lose its voice with a musical star. 386 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,100 Wait, 387 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:23,520 stop messing with me, sir. 388 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,200 We've arranged a transfer for you, Mr. Knooper. 389 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,140 But we want the names of the men you know to be dealing. 390 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,300 The barons, the runners, and the prisoners you know are being threatened. 391 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,420 What protection do I get? 392 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,000 You'll be out of here. 393 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,220 But first we want the information. 394 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:11,820 And we'll check it out. 395 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,720 And how are you going to do that, man? 396 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,560 If I give you names and you start ducking and diving about, them is going 397 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,560 know that we have a grasp. 398 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:22,300 You could also give us any name you pulled out of a hat. 399 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,970 You don't get what you want from my information. 400 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,310 You're in charge here, right? 401 00:26:30,150 --> 00:26:32,230 You mean to tell me you can't get me back inside yet? 402 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:35,790 I wouldn't screw you. 403 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,690 A deal is a deal, right? 404 00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:43,030 Two more kids' life. 405 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:46,530 Two kids' life. 406 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,800 You've got to get me off this wing beforehand, man, because them men out 407 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,300 will look upon me and they will know, right? 408 00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:00,260 And that'll be me dead or me up against somebody, right? 409 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:02,380 You understand me? 410 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:05,940 Please. 411 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,160 Easy. Please. 412 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,820 Garth, I'm off to you for a second. 413 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,060 You better not be messing us about, Snoopy. 414 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,940 I won't do that to you, man. 415 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,760 What? 416 00:27:31,409 --> 00:27:36,790 Names. Barons. Dealers. Users. 417 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:54,260 You little bastards. 418 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760 Are you all right? 419 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,040 I'll give him mouth -to -mouth, Cuddy. 420 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,840 We were dead when I cut him down. 421 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 Hey, hey. 422 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,840 I'll wait till the police get you. 423 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:22,140 They found him in the end cubicle. 424 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,920 Does anybody know why, and does it have anything to do with us finding that 425 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,060 bloody tape? 426 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,500 I don't know. Governor Sion said he thought maybe Tarzan was having a go at 427 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560 but no note, nothing. 428 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,980 I'd better wait for the coroner's report, I suppose. In the meantime, I'd 429 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:35,980 contact his family. 430 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:39,300 Sorry, but do you want to cancel the dress rehearsal? Only Mrs Ellison and 431 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,260 everyone at reception. No. Was he in the show? No. 432 00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:42,980 Let it go on. 433 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,960 Better they have something to take their mind off it. 434 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240 Well, they don't know yet. 435 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,620 They were all out of the shower before Jackson found him. One of the SSU 436 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,840 officers brought this. It's from Eugene Buffy. 437 00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:59,030 Say, Brian, I'm being got out in here and they won't let me out. You've got 438 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,030 right of the home office. 439 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:05,990 Somebody had better tell him before he starts on the grapevine. 440 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:10,030 Come on. 441 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,850 Why do all of these curtains still open? 442 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,350 I get instructions for them to be taken down. 443 00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:19,590 You must have visibility and... Mum, I said it was an invasion of their 444 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,830 Just like they did with the security lights. 445 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:26,010 Is it? Well, that is a workroom. It is not if you want to get them taken down 446 00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:27,510 today. Yes, ma 'am. Eugene! 447 00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:32,630 Could you turn that TV off, please? 448 00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:38,050 Quickly, please. 449 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:54,260 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, Eugene, and I wanted to tell you 450 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:57,140 personally. I've been expecting it. You've found me with the tape, haven't 451 00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,520 You're not going to do anything about that, bent screw. 452 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,180 You're all bent, the lawyer. 453 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:04,340 Eugene, this isn't about the tape. 454 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:07,460 And the officer involved is going to be charged over that. 455 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:11,360 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this. 456 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,620 Brian Samora committed suicide this morning. 457 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:17,860 No! 458 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,130 I know he was your friend and your cellmate. 459 00:30:21,810 --> 00:30:22,810 No. 460 00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,330 No. 461 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:31,150 Would you like a cup of tea or something? No, no. 462 00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:39,970 If you'd like, Dr 463 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,190 Williams... No, no. 464 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:48,630 Keep an eye on him. 465 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,360 Yes, ma 'am. 466 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,900 Good day, ma 'am. 467 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,880 Don't laugh at me. 468 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,900 OK, I'm going now. See you later. 469 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,620 Art department made him up. Correct spelling this time. 470 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:30,160 Might have to do more than one performance, not got a C left. 471 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:31,460 God forbid. 472 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,900 Oswald Snooper's on his way, and we've got Keith Smith back for 12 years. 473 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,200 I know. Took the jury less than ten minutes. 474 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,520 I'll see you later. 475 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,739 Where's she going? 476 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:44,620 Could you put these up in the chapel and take the ones down that are spelled 477 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,720 wrong? Have you booked a ticket? 478 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,179 Are you kidding? 479 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,320 The lads have got three rows. 480 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:55,740 Oh! And could you take these flowers over that... Leave them at the side of 481 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,600 page? Yeah, well, maybe. 482 00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:58,820 Look. 483 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,359 Right. Yeah! 484 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360 Right, Paul. Yeah! 485 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,780 Stick on to yourself, use it. 486 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,240 Yeah. 487 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:09,160 Now when I saw you... Oh, yeah, just like that, eh? 488 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:10,620 Pick off. 489 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,500 I know you're planning going over the wall on Saturday. 490 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,920 He's a nutter. I might. 491 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,580 It's like it should be tonight. 492 00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,260 They're putting on a big show. 493 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,640 All the comms and screws will be busy. 494 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:23,920 What do you want, UG? 495 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,120 You want this stuff down your fucking throat? 496 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,580 No. I want to come with you. 497 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:34,080 To the matter that you mention, I have given some attention. 498 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,440 And you need more eye makeup, don't you? 499 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,100 It's Roddy, Carol, Roddy. 500 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,560 I'm so sorry, Roddy. 501 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,500 I'll do your eyes and lips. 502 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,560 And Meryl is doing yours, Eric. 503 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:58,040 Carol, do I need any more makeup? 504 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,580 Uh, no. 505 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,760 But ask Mr. Hallam. He's doing most of the make -up. 506 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:09,860 Yes. Now then, those of you who are still unsure... It'll all soon be over. 507 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,760 I can't think about it. I get so upset. set. 508 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,500 Then don't, because it isn't over for us. 509 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,400 I must run through some of the songs with you. You're a little bit late 510 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,400 the pages. 511 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:30,640 This here is stage right, and this is stage 512 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,740 left. If you're not on stage but waiting in the wings, no talking. 513 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,140 And if you have any quick changes, rehearse them now, because it's your 514 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,140 chance. 515 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,700 Oh, and listen up. 516 00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:44,520 Monsieur, it's gone to get ready for tonight, so I'll get cracking. 517 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,940 This ruddy show. 518 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,520 I've not had time for lunch. 519 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:49,720 Do you know how many officers are required just for security? 520 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,840 You'll need a hell of a lot more for this. 521 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,200 Oswald Snooper. 522 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,800 I have a list here and you won't believe it. 523 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:02,900 35 known dealers, five barons, numerous inmates who are under pressure to bring 524 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,260 in cocaine, heroin and crack. Go, go. 525 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,719 Russell Morgan is in with Mavis. 526 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,340 She wants to know if the flowers are in water. 527 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,380 Tell her yes, yes, yes. 528 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,139 Now, can we just get back to this? 529 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:21,760 If you look at the names, you'll see there's also listed eight offices. 530 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:26,860 A bit of a panic all round today. We've got this musical. 531 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,520 I can always come back, Mavis. 532 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,820 No, no, no. Gary Marsh look a banana as if he knew you'd been in and not seen 533 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,360 him. Excuse me. 534 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,420 Mrs O 'Connell. 535 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:37,409 Yes, I'll hold. 536 00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:43,870 You're looking very well, Russell. 537 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,150 How's Nora? 538 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:46,929 Oh, it's been tough on her. 539 00:34:47,550 --> 00:34:48,830 Maybe even more than me. 540 00:34:51,949 --> 00:34:54,330 Have a fight for a job with the security company. 541 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:55,590 Oh, that's good. 542 00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:56,690 Yeah. 543 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,870 Edward Stratton, yeah. 544 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:02,210 It's the photographer I sent you with particulars. 545 00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:05,410 It's to photograph the cat. 546 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:06,750 For the prison magazine. 547 00:35:06,970 --> 00:35:10,990 And... Miss Hewitt will be back any minute now. 548 00:35:11,390 --> 00:35:12,390 OK? 549 00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:13,930 I'm in the way. 550 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,810 I just wanted to say thanks for this Simon Lennox. 551 00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:18,650 Very positive. He's a good chap. 552 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:24,330 Reckons I might get some compensation, so add that to the payout and I might be 553 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:25,330 OK. 554 00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:27,270 Look who's here. 555 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:29,470 Hello, Melissa. 556 00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:32,870 It's good to see you. 557 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:34,750 You look to be very sharp. 558 00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:35,908 How are you doing? 559 00:35:35,910 --> 00:35:38,710 Is she back yet? I'm maybe going to work for a security company. 560 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:41,050 Well, the service will always have your back, wouldn't they? 561 00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:45,410 Maybe she's cutting it a bit fine. No, Gary, not when my medical record is. 562 00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:49,370 They got me down as a fruit and nut. Hey, we maybe have a drink sometime, 563 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,750 No, come on. Hang on, hang on. Let's go up to the lounge. 564 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:54,370 Some of the lads are up there. We're getting a big dance, my child. 565 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,370 Come on. Would you hold on a moment? 566 00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:59,810 Gary? Yeah? Can you take this? It's something about Tarzan. 567 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,010 What time is she coming back, Mavis? 568 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:06,610 Yeah, Marshall. 569 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,210 I'm just going to change, Gail. 570 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:10,150 Yeah. 571 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,490 Oh, yeah. 572 00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,010 Yeah. 573 00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:15,830 Right, I'll pass it on. 574 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:18,790 I don't believe that. 575 00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:22,250 Tarzan has just got second in the Kessler Writing Prize. 576 00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:23,710 What do you want? 577 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,350 Where's the governor? We need more officers to bring in the audience. 578 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:27,830 How do I know? 579 00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:29,530 She's having her hair done, I suppose. 580 00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:31,450 I've had it all up to here. 581 00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:35,010 We need it like a ruddy hole in the head. 582 00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:34,070 How many months? 583 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,750 Four. 584 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:40,410 I don't believe it myself. I thought it was food poisoning. 585 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:45,070 Oh, my God, Helen, all that stuff you've been taking, it won't... I mean, it 586 00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:46,630 can't harm it, can it? 587 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:51,650 The doctor said it shouldn't, and he says I'm very fit. 588 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:56,970 I didn't know. I still don't know how I feel. 589 00:37:57,990 --> 00:37:59,610 Shocked? I know I do. 590 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:02,870 Well, I have to have it. It's over four months. 591 00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:07,150 I just... I feel stupid. 592 00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:09,170 I should have known. 593 00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:12,630 Well, now you do know. 594 00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:14,330 You both know. 595 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:21,690 So I'm going to try again. 596 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:30,270 I now formally ask all one and almost a half of you to marry me. 597 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,080 I love you. 598 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,920 I was scared that you... I don't want you to feel, you know, that you... 599 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,480 I want you, Alan. 600 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,060 And I want our baby. 601 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,310 You're free for dinner tonight, Miss Hewitt. 602 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:24,630 Oh, my God, what time is it? Oh, my God, I have to go. What? 603 00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:28,350 No, I'm serious. It's the show. It's the Mikado. I can't be late. 604 00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:32,070 You want me to drive you? No, no, I'll be fine. It'll be finished by eight and 605 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,070 then I'll come straight back. 606 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,120 One good thing about putting on a show in the nick, you've got a captive 607 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,300 audience. Where's the governor? I'm trying to track him down. 608 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,560 Well, you'll have to start it off if you're not here. 609 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,280 But we can't keep them waiting. 610 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,680 I know, I know. Let's get over there. 611 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,000 Bloody me, I'm out there. 612 00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:12,480 I'm going to fall out of that show now. 613 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,160 I've got a big ring going to let me in. 614 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:17,360 You're not today, soft lad. 615 00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:19,560 I'm speaking worse here. 616 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:23,570 How about a game of highball? This program's stiff. 617 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,670 She hasn't started yet. Go to the show to start. 618 00:40:28,130 --> 00:40:29,890 It's a big opening number, loads of music. 619 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:34,670 Come on. 620 00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:38,790 Is 621 00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:46,570 she 622 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,150 here? No, she's caught in the traffic. 623 00:40:48,430 --> 00:40:49,790 It's all gone on out in the show, yeah? 624 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:51,090 All right. 625 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:10,670 I won't make any speeches. 626 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,150 Just to say a warm welcome to everyone. 627 00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:19,890 Now this is really the inmates' night. And they wanted to show their... 628 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200 Our musical director. 629 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:39,320 The ninth performance, as requested 630 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,500 by everyone on Seawing, is dedicated to Brian... 631 00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,420 Lights on or off, Billy? 632 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,580 Ah, go on then. It's beautiful before bed. Like you are. 633 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,940 Like you lads have tidied up in here. 634 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,138 Very interesting. 635 00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,720 Not this cop again, lads. Please. 636 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,280 God, we've seen it six times. 637 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,040 How are you going, Liam? 638 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,200 You all right? 639 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,960 Come on, cheer up. 640 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:36,698 I'm drunk. 641 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,020 Team sandwiches will be long. 642 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:43,040 Nice. Do you have a fella not working out with you? I think if that worked 643 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,060 I'd show them to you today. 644 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,220 Well, they're flying Pam Anderson in for me tonight, so I'll be all right, 645 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,920 kiddo. Pam Anderson, well, if she comes along, I might just join you. Well, 646 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,920 there you go. Catch. 647 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,320 Don't have to wait very long, they've said. 648 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,020 Three little maids from school. 649 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:06,260 to be true. 650 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,780 You're the big man, Eugene. 651 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:47,740 You're the main man, Eugene. 652 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:18,540 To make the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime. 653 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:46,740 Am I you? 654 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,040 Am I? 655 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,640 Not the gun! Not the gun!